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[odetosymmetry]

[Kid is standing outside his "home" with a sketchpad and a tape measure, looking accomplished/rabid.]

It seems after much trial and tribulation the front yard meets my exacting standards!

[He starts zipping around as he points everything out... To himself obviously~]

Note the evenness of the hedge, how the trees have the same number of branches on

Comments

[kol_shevik]

[Well hi there next-door-neighbor. Russia is now leaning looming over the fence and surveying Kid's brand sparkly new symmetrical paradise.]

Is very even, Да.

[odetosymmetry]

Isn't it? I'm glad Russia agrees~

[kol_shevik]

Да-a~ It will be sad for you when we level Mayfield to ground.

[He reaches over to pat the hedge on Kid's side of the fence, upsetting a few leaves.]

Is nice while here, though!

Simultaneous eery cheek glowing. Haha what a creeper

[odetosymmetry]

...You didn't get your missiles back yet did you?

[Immediately attempts to start putting the leaves back into place once his fiendish ghoul of a neighbour has finished upsetting them, simultaneously glancing around for where he left the hedge clippers.]

It's when he /stops/ smiling that you're really in trouble. [1/2]

[kol_shevik]

...What missiles?

[2/2]

[kol_shevik]

нет, they have only given me my uniform. [He pats it. It looks awful heavy for wearing around in high June, but he looks perfectly comfortable.]

[odetosymmetry]

[You see that face; that's him trying not to react to how asymmetrical it is... Partly because he's currently powerless & he figures Ivan might be the type to sneak into his room in the night & break his legs or something. (Not far wrong)]

It's... Very pleasant. Don't you have another medal to go on the other side though?

[That was the least of his problems with it, but he's attempting to be subtle.]

[kol_shevik]

...They have only given Russia one medal.

It is good medal though.

1/2

[odetosymmetry]

Oh? Yes, it's a very nice medal. Very symmetrical. One way.

2/2 sorry, I feel it neccessary to be able to say I offered Russia a demented pink bird in peace

[odetosymmetry]

... Would you like a flamingo? It's very... Bright.
There was an odd number so I was going to throw it away.

best peace offering ever [1/3]

[kol_shevik]

I am confused at little comrade's question still, it is medal of Hero of Union, you do not get two medals, Russia only wishes one Medal. Would be happy with no medals if--

[2/3]

[kol_shevik]

...You are asking if I would like pink bird to put on lawn? To pretend like Russia is happy with silly small house and silly small lawn?

[3/3]

[kol_shevik]

Да-a~! I would like it, little comrade!

Is this offering to make lawns one? We can take down fence and then 1444 Mitchell Road and 1446 Mitchell Road can become start of People's Republic of Mitchell Road - You are offering to become one now, Да? Soon we will have entire street! I am very excited at thought, it makes me happy to think of the twisted faces of Mayfield and America as they find out Union lives in own town~

So you become one with Russia now, Да~? I will start taking down fence!

Oh dear god, what have I unleashed 1/2

[odetosymmetry]

...People's Republic of Mitchell Road?

2/3 I lied

[odetosymmetry]

Perhaps we shouldn't take down the fence straight away? We shouldn't make it obvious so as to keep the element of surprise!

3/3

[odetosymmetry]

The flamingo can be a kind of secret symbol of Union. Pleasedon'ttakedownthefence.