My icon has never been so appropriate...

[oddegg]

Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!

God, thank you again to everyone for birthday wishes and commiserations on computer troubles but, really - never mind that, I've now read the porn comment thread extract that fred sent me and Oh. My. God.

Oliver Leek porn! Leek!porn was written!!! Aaaaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

You are sick. Sick and

Comments

[telperion_15]

You do realise that I completely and utterly blame you for the fact that I'm feeling slightly ill after reading Leek!porn? I'll be having unpleasant flashbacks about that for the rest of the day now!

Also, could you stop talking about Top Gear slash, because that is giving me more thoughts that I DO NOT WANT!!!!!!! *whimpers*

[deinonychus_1]

"...Top Gear slash, because that is giving me more thoughts that I DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!"

I think that constitutes as my Scary Visual Place for the day. Thanks for that guys (NOT!!!!!!).

[telperion_15]

I think I'm going to need a brain transplant to get these Scary Visual Places out of my head!

[oddegg]

"The visual! The visual is winning!!"

(Can't sleep, the Hamster will eat out Clarkson. Can't sleep...)

[fredbassett]

Well, to be fair, we HAD to write it, after the disgust we'd poured over the little twat, and yep, I was proud of our efforts too *grins*. What a sick, perverted bunch we are! *huggles sick perverted friends*

But will I be drummed out of the Sisterhood if I say my reaction to Top Gear slash was "oh goody, where can I find it? The Hamster is CUTE!"

Love the cartoons!!!

[telperion_15]

I am happy to say that I am, as yet, not a member of that sick, perverted bunch, having NEVER written any Leek!porn.

Come on, people, your corruptive influence is slipping... *g*

And I have no problem with the Hamster half of the equation - he is HOT! - it's the other half that makes me want to run for the hills!

[oddegg]

Actually, the stuff I was reading was Richard and James slash, and it was quite hot in an odd way.
I keep banging on about the Clarkson aspect of it mainly because thats the bit that causes my eye to start twitching - a bit like continually poking at a puss-filled wound and going 'Ow! Its disgusting and it hurts; and yet at the same time oddly compelling'

[fredbassett]

(Psst, oddegg, methinks T is protesting too much, to cover up a Leek fetish!!)

*Stops talking behind T's back and pretends not to have been passing notes in class*

OK, hon, I believe you, thousands wouldn't!! But go on, give into the Dark Side, write Leek!Porn ...... you know you want to ....... you'll enjoy it ........ you know you will .........

The Hamster? Yep, hot and cute! I could happily have slashed him with James Blunt, when he was on the show.