My icon has never been so appropriate...
Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!
God, thank you again to everyone for birthday wishes and commiserations on computer troubles but, really - never mind that, I've now read the porn comment thread extract that fred sent me and Oh. My. God.
Oliver Leek porn! Leek!porn was written!!! Aaaaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
You are sick. Sick and twisted. You need help.
I'm so proud to call you friends! *wipes away a tear*
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I watched taped Jools Holland last night. I now want to read Radiohead bandslash with Tom York and the one with black hair and the weird jaw.
You may understand this better if I explain that I want it in the same way that I wanted Primeval Oliver Leek!porn (ah-ha-ha! Still can't get over that!) or in the way that I read Top Gear slash. With huge amounts of self disgust and loathing, and a side order of 'Jesus Christ! My brain! It's burns! It burns like hygiene!'
(and none of you will get the 'hygiene' bit unless you've also seen this . Ah, SomethingPositive - amusing me and then squicking the shit out of me and making me choke on coffee since 2001. You really are much better drawn nowadays though)
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And then I watched the original Batman and now I want to read Supernatural RPS AU slash casting Jared Padalecki as Batman and Jensen Ackles as Robin. Come on! It'd be funny!!
'Holy Padackle cakes Jared! This sex!pollen is making us - do - things to each other! Thank Damn that Eric Kripke Joker!'