Cut below for - whoa - quite a lot of rather random ramblings, in which I ruminate. (I may be as easily distracted as a toddler shown a glitter ball, but at least I can alliterate, damn it)

Oh. And there's links to some meme fic I wrote as well.

And to kick it off...

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Why do so many Indian boys seem to have absolutely no bum?

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 Oooh, yeah baby!
Psychic Manifestations of Slash™ back with a vengeance!!!

You know Criminal Minds, yes? You know Shemar Moore AKA Derek Morgan, yes? You know who's exact fucking double I passed on my way back from work?

Oooh, yeeeesss!!

Same beautiful smile, same gorgeous skin, same freakin' sunglasses! Same panty-wetting abs that you could crack ( Read more... )

Well - I have a new cinema card and so to mark the death and resurrection of Our Lord this weekend, I shall be going to see 17 Again, Dragonball Evolution and Monsters vs Aliens 3D.
In a desperate and frankly pathetic attempt to appear more cultured and adult, I also plan to see Let The Right One In but, given that I'm holding my options open on ( Read more... )

Just watching 'Last Man Standing' and...

Is it bad that I want to read slash stories about these guys? It is, isn't it?

But what do they expect my mind to do when they're showing these guys in their pants?! Their tiny, tiny, tiny pants!?!!

(and that's everyone except Joey because frankly, I want that whiny little bitch to go down and the only fic I ( Read more... )

Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!

God, thank you again to everyone for birthday wishes and commiserations on computer troubles but, really - never mind that, I've now read the porn comment thread extract that fred sent me and Oh. My. God.

Oliver Leek porn! Leek!porn was written!!! Aaaaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

You are sick. Sick and ( Read more... )

Thoughts I am thinking:

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  I'm seeing
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I’m going to be getting myself a laptop after xmas and then I might actually be able to write and post stuff when I say I will.

The home computer I now use is actually mr oddegg’s and whilst it was perfect when all I wanted to do was send emails or look things up online every so often, now that I’ve shrugged off my Luddite shackles, embraced the ( Read more... )

Well, I’ve just seen tonight’s Ch5 repeat episodes of NCIS and CIS (and I’ve got behind with my viewing, so sue me) and Christ, if these people don’t want us to porn their programmes why do they write them like that?
And we wont even speak of the Sony advert and the little multi-coloured plot-bunny look-a-like’s they’ve introduced…