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Well - I have a new cinema card and so to mark the death and resurrection of Our Lord this weekend, I shall be going to see 17 Again, Dragonball Evolution and Monsters vs Aliens 3D.
In a desperate and frankly pathetic attempt to appear more cultured and adult, I also plan to see Let The Right One In but, given that I'm holding my options open on seeing Fast & Furious, I feel that attempt is doomed to failure...
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I saw Knowing the other week and, just randomly throwing this out there, but I think it could have been VASTLY improved if they'd got rid of the stupid-and-slightly-icky (given that they're kids) Adam and Eve scenario ending and instead had this:
- Entire planet goes up in flames.
- Camera pulls back, and back, till we see the alien spaceship thingies on the edge of our star system.
- Alien speech voiceover that gets subtitle translated as: 'I can't believe they fell for that! Pass me that child sized anal probe, will you?'
(I thought of this in the cinema and had to bite my hand to stop from laughing out loud. Yes, I'm horribly sick. What's new?)
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I shall also be marking Easter with the writing of porn. So long as I don't get derailed by Saturday Primeval and ideas for - well, for new sorts of porn.
I think I need to build some sort of robot that follows me around the house, occasionally poking me and saying (maybe in C3-PO's voice, because that would be awesome) "FINISH YOUR PORN, BITCH!". I'm thinking the addition of some kind of Lost In Space type arm-flailing would also be very cool.
In a desperate and frankly pathetic attempt to appear more cultured and adult, I also plan to see Let The Right One In but, given that I'm holding my options open on seeing Fast & Furious, I feel that attempt is doomed to failure...
* * *
I saw Knowing the other week and, just randomly throwing this out there, but I think it could have been VASTLY improved if they'd got rid of the stupid-and-slightly-icky (given that they're kids) Adam and Eve scenario ending and instead had this:
- Entire planet goes up in flames.
- Camera pulls back, and back, till we see the alien spaceship thingies on the edge of our star system.
- Alien speech voiceover that gets subtitle translated as: 'I can't believe they fell for that! Pass me that child sized anal probe, will you?'
(I thought of this in the cinema and had to bite my hand to stop from laughing out loud. Yes, I'm horribly sick. What's new?)
* * *
I shall also be marking Easter with the writing of porn. So long as I don't get derailed by Saturday Primeval and ideas for - well, for new sorts of porn.
I think I need to build some sort of robot that follows me around the house, occasionally poking me and saying (maybe in C3-PO's voice, because that would be awesome) "FINISH YOUR PORN, BITCH!". I'm thinking the addition of some kind of Lost In Space type arm-flailing would also be very cool.