>> Those who jump off bridges in Paris... are surely in Seine ( Read more... )

people are lame... no, i'll extend that one further: people are lame-sauce. that is all.

heart, L

so i went out to this fancy french restaurant for dinner tonight with my mom and emily and her family. and so sit down, having a great time, we order, i order the veal, the waitress takes our menus and we start talking ( Read more... )

here's a funny joke i just heard...

whats wrinkled and smells like ginger??

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fred astaire's face!

HAHAHAHHA.

im a knob. i know it.

the best knock-knock joke ever.


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LOOK! now you can turn your loved one's ashes into a diamond!

some people are fucked up.

i have never understood why a "bowel movement" has been called a "bowel movement." in my mind, every time i hear it, i think of, like, the civil rights movement, or the women's rights movement, so i think that those bowels are, like, uprising and demanding their rights, or something ( Read more... )

YAY! A NEW COMIC!!!! a new comic from the same guy who does toothpaste for dinner and his wife natalie who does, um, some other comic. check it out kids:


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at the moment, im sitting in the library desperately procrastinating writing two 4-page papers due TOMORROW. i am FUCKED ( Read more... )

Happy valentine's day kids! hope it was good!!