just something silly
>> Those who jump off bridges in Paris... are surely in Seine.
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>> A backward poet writes... inverse.
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>> A man's home is his castle..., in a manor of speaking.
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>> Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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>> Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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>> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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>> A man needs a mistress... just to break the monogamy.
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>> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>> Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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>> Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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>> Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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>> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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>> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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>> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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>> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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>> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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>> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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>> Local Area Network in Australia:... the LAN down under.
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>> Every calendar's days are numbered.
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>> A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
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>> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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>> He had a photographic memory that was never fully developed.
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>> A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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>> Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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>> Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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>> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
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>> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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>> Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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>> A backward poet writes... inverse.
>>
>> A man's home is his castle..., in a manor of speaking.
>>
>> Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
>>
>> Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
>>
>> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
>>
>> A man needs a mistress... just to break the monogamy.
>>
>> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>>
>> Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
>>
>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>
>> Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
>>
>> Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
>>
>> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
>>
>> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>
>> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
>>
>> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
>>
>> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
>>
>> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
>>
>> Local Area Network in Australia:... the LAN down under.
>>
>> Every calendar's days are numbered.
>>
>> A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
>>
>> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>>
>> He had a photographic memory that was never fully developed.
>>
>> A plateau is a high form of flattery.
>>
>>
>>
>> Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
>>
>> Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
>>
>> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
>>
>> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
>>
>> Acupuncture is a jab well done.