My mom thinks I'm going to hell, and also that the world is ending in 2012 so I don't have that much time to repent.

My dad thinks it's appropriate to send me links to Facebook groups about sex and/or magic.

. . .

FML.

"Persecution is a good thing. Not fun but a good thing." -- Larry Branch, some random guy on Facebook.

Christians in North Dakota creep me the fuck out.

I'm embarrassed to have parents who don't think that Pat Robertson is a complete and utter tool. I'm embarrassed that my step-father e-mails me in private to say that the US and Christianity would be better off if the show was taken off the air, but who stands behind his remarks in public.

Ugh.

The town I was born in doesn't exist anymore. There's something unsettling about that.

I had two trainees today, which is a real pain in the ass in a restaurant. That wasn't what pissed me off -- the part that made me mad was that the second trainee had to come to me and ask if I'd let her follow me. The other servers didn't want to train her because she's old and weird. Instead of telling them to grow the fuck up the manager just ( Read more... )

Cooking most of this week. I like the break from customer interaction, but I don't really like the job itself.

I'm starting to get frustrated with my mom. Last night she asked me to come to the church to help her get connected to the internet, which turned into a fiasco that lasted until 4AM. Not the internet part, but all the other stuff they needed to get done to set up the Sunday service ( Read more... )

My stepdad's in the ICU throwing up blood. Way to start the new year off with a bang.

-20. The car won't start. Even after being plugged in for two hours. Last night the TV broke -- Sheryl zapped it dead with her static electricity trying to plug in the S-Video, so we ran out and bought a new one . . . and I love it more than I should, given my near disinterest in material shit ( Read more... )

Had girls' night. Drunk and surly.

Sheryl was holding the chorizo at crotch level like a double penis. I'm not sure if I should laugh or be disturbed, so I think I'm going to stick with surly.

God. I had enough to drink that I'm not really hungry anymore, but I guess I oughta eat.