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octavian_trex

THIS IS THE FIRST TOPIC IT IS JAYUS

Mar 17, 2014 16:10

OH HELLO. MY NAME IS OCTAVIAN. I AM A TIME TRAVELING WIZARD. I AM ALSO A T-REX. THAT IS WHY MY VOICE IS SO LOUD AND BOOMY. I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT THERE IS SIMPLY NOTHING I CAN DO BECAUSE I AM SO BIG AND STRONG YOU SEE ( Read more... )

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porn_this_way March 17 2014, 20:37:27 UTC

LMAO omg. This season is going to be amazing. I can feel it.

octavian_trex March 18 2014, 03:41:29 UTC

OCTAVIAN THE TIME-TRAVELING T-REX APPRECIATES YOUR SUPPORT.

mari4212 March 18 2014, 04:57:48 UTC

*head explodes*

Mari's ghost: giggles

octavian_trex March 18 2014, 15:34:40 UTC

OH DEAR AND I THOUGHT I WENT EASY ON YOU I AM SO SORRY.

mari4212 March 18 2014, 15:42:25 UTC

Luckily my ghost is very solid and finds typing easy, so it won't mess up lj idol too much.

i_will_not_say March 18 2014, 20:33:51 UTC

I'm not going to be mean, but I wouldn't recommend eating me -- you might get food poisoning or regular poisoning or some other kind of poisoning that hasn't been invented yet. Some have declared me to be a toxic substance!

octavian_trex March 18 2014, 20:54:41 UTC

WELL THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE VERY TINY AND I AM VERY BIG AND THEREFORE YOUR PUNY HUMAN TOXINS WILL GET LOST IN MY ENORMOUS BLOOD STREAM SO IT'S OKAY.

BUT I'LL BE NICE I DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO EAT YOU YET.

lrig_rorrim March 18 2014, 21:30:27 UTC

I have to say, if you are not this trex writing your AWESOME memoirs, I will... I don't know. Just pretend that you are, because it makes my life more complete? Anyway, yes. Carry on.

octavian_trex March 18 2014, 22:23:50 UTC

I AM NOT THAT EXACT T-REX BUT HE AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS WE LIKE TO STOMP ON THINGS TOGETHER SOMETIMES. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A WHILE BUT HIS DAILY MISSIVES ASSURE ME HE IS GETTING ALONG JUST FINE.

IF PRETENSE HELPS YOUR HUMAN BRAIN ADJUST TO MY ADVENTURES, I ACCEPT THAT.

n3m3sis43 March 19 2014, 17:16:52 UTC

My hair is purple. Bright colors in nature often indicate that an animal is poisonous. So go on, dude, eat me.

octavian_trex March 19 2014, 17:20:48 UTC

YOU ARE SO SMALL THAT THE TINY BIT OF POISON YOU MIGHT POSSESS WOULD HARDLY REGISTER IN MY MIGHTY BODY. BUT DON'T WORRY I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOU ANYWAY. NO OFFENSE.

jem0000000 March 19 2014, 18:48:16 UTC

Does that count as nature...? ;D

(Giant fire extinguisher. Lizards aren't so good with cold stuff. Also mine is already near the door, in case of zombie attack, so no extra preparation necessary.)