THIS IS THE FIRST TOPIC IT IS JAYUS
OH HELLO. MY NAME IS OCTAVIAN. I AM A TIME TRAVELING WIZARD. I AM ALSO A T-REX. THAT IS WHY MY VOICE IS SO LOUD AND BOOMY. I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT THERE IS SIMPLY NOTHING I CAN DO BECAUSE I AM SO BIG AND STRONG YOU SEE.
I HAVE DECIDED TO SIGN UP FOR LJ IDOL SO THAT I CAN START WRITING MY EPIC NOVEL BASED ON MY ADVENTURES. I HAVE HAD SOME SERIOUSLY SWEET ADVENTURES YOU GUYS. I GO ON MY ADVENTURES WITH MY FRIEND SISSYFACEBELLE, THE FAIRY UNICORN. SHE IS A UNICORN AND ALSO SHE IS A FAIRY. THIS IS THE TRUTH AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME I'M SORRY BUT IT IS JUST THE TRUTH OKAY. OKAY.
SO OUR TOPIC THIS WEEK IS JAYUS AND THAT MEANS A THING ABOUT A JOKE SO BAD IT IS FUNNY AGAIN. AS A TIME TRAVELLING WIZARD WHO IS ALSO A T-REX LET ME JUST TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I HAVE HEARD A LOT OF REALLY BAD JOKES IN MY TIME. LIKE SO MANY JOKES. I WOULD TELL THEM TO YOU BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT SOME OF THEM MIGHT MAKE YOUR FEEBLE NON-TIME TRAVELING NON-T-REX NON-WIZARD HEADS EXPLODE.
LIKE THIS ONE TIME A MAN WAS EATING A GRAPE AND SISSYFACEBELLE WAS LIKE HEY MAN WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT GRAPE AND THE MAN SAID BECAUSE IT IS DELICIOUS.
HAHAHAHAHAHA SEE THAT WAS A TAME ONE BUT DON'T WORRY I WILL STOP THERE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DUCT TAPE YOUR HEAD TO ITSELF SO THAT IT DOESN'T EXPLODE. I AM ONLY THINKING OF YOU AND THE FUTURE OF YOU.
ANYWAY GETTING TO MY NOVEL:
CHAPTER ONE
THE TIME SISSYFACEBELLE ASKED A MAN WHY HE WAS EATING A GRAPE
ONE DAY SISSYFACEBELLE WAS A UNICORN AND ALSO SHE WAS A FAIRY SO SHE WAS FLYING AROUND LIKE LALALALA. AND SHE SAW A MAN EATING A GRAPE AND WAS LIKE HEY WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT GRAPE AND HE SAID BECAUSE IT IS DELICIOUS. SISSYFACEBELLE SAID THAT IS REALLY FUNNY AND THEN HER HEAD ALMOST EXPLODED BUT BECAUSE SHE IS A UNICORN AND ALSO A FAIRY HER HEAD DID NOT IN FACT EXPLODE.
THE END
OF CHAPTER ONE
THANK YOU FOR READING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM I WOULD APPRECIATE IT BUT IF YOU ARE TOO MEAN I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY EAT YOU I AM A CARNIVORE AFTER ALL.
I HAVE DECIDED TO SIGN UP FOR LJ IDOL SO THAT I CAN START WRITING MY EPIC NOVEL BASED ON MY ADVENTURES. I HAVE HAD SOME SERIOUSLY SWEET ADVENTURES YOU GUYS. I GO ON MY ADVENTURES WITH MY FRIEND SISSYFACEBELLE, THE FAIRY UNICORN. SHE IS A UNICORN AND ALSO SHE IS A FAIRY. THIS IS THE TRUTH AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME I'M SORRY BUT IT IS JUST THE TRUTH OKAY. OKAY.
SO OUR TOPIC THIS WEEK IS JAYUS AND THAT MEANS A THING ABOUT A JOKE SO BAD IT IS FUNNY AGAIN. AS A TIME TRAVELLING WIZARD WHO IS ALSO A T-REX LET ME JUST TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I HAVE HEARD A LOT OF REALLY BAD JOKES IN MY TIME. LIKE SO MANY JOKES. I WOULD TELL THEM TO YOU BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT SOME OF THEM MIGHT MAKE YOUR FEEBLE NON-TIME TRAVELING NON-T-REX NON-WIZARD HEADS EXPLODE.
LIKE THIS ONE TIME A MAN WAS EATING A GRAPE AND SISSYFACEBELLE WAS LIKE HEY MAN WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT GRAPE AND THE MAN SAID BECAUSE IT IS DELICIOUS.
HAHAHAHAHAHA SEE THAT WAS A TAME ONE BUT DON'T WORRY I WILL STOP THERE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DUCT TAPE YOUR HEAD TO ITSELF SO THAT IT DOESN'T EXPLODE. I AM ONLY THINKING OF YOU AND THE FUTURE OF YOU.
ANYWAY GETTING TO MY NOVEL:
CHAPTER ONE
THE TIME SISSYFACEBELLE ASKED A MAN WHY HE WAS EATING A GRAPE
ONE DAY SISSYFACEBELLE WAS A UNICORN AND ALSO SHE WAS A FAIRY SO SHE WAS FLYING AROUND LIKE LALALALA. AND SHE SAW A MAN EATING A GRAPE AND WAS LIKE HEY WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT GRAPE AND HE SAID BECAUSE IT IS DELICIOUS. SISSYFACEBELLE SAID THAT IS REALLY FUNNY AND THEN HER HEAD ALMOST EXPLODED BUT BECAUSE SHE IS A UNICORN AND ALSO A FAIRY HER HEAD DID NOT IN FACT EXPLODE.
THE END
OF CHAPTER ONE
THANK YOU FOR READING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM I WOULD APPRECIATE IT BUT IF YOU ARE TOO MEAN I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY EAT YOU I AM A CARNIVORE AFTER ALL.