17) What exotic animal would [info]lavieboheme3090 like as a pet? A bird with one feather that sings Broadway musicals.

Hahaha oh shit! I did that back in September of '05. I don't think I even knew what Seussical was back then.

How spectacular. I love me.

Got my license renewed!

Hot shit.

And the desk I had to walk up to to get my license was up to my nose. I felt like a little kid.

"How tall are you?"

"Not tall enough."

Damnit.

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Oh Jesus...

Anything else you people would like to add?

Someone had better be fucking pregnant with cancer in the baby by the time this weekend is over for all this fuss to be worth it to me.

Or maybe I'm just a bad person.

Either way I'm fine, as long as you kids quit wigging the fuck out.

I really need someone to just boot me out the door so I can run my errands. Everyone needs a Christmas present, and my car needs an oil change ( Read more... )

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I got BORED, okay?

I got a parking ticket today. Lucky me ( Read more... )

I owe Wendys money. $.25 to be exact. I am a horrible consumer.

Week! I will make it through you! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME DOWN!