Today, Victoria almost caught a bird. Rusty and her were laying out on the balcony and I guess the bird came in at an angle where it couldn't see them lying there and perched on the balcony railing. Victoria launched at it. The bird got away, and Victoria was left clinging to the rail with her forelegs, flailing with her back legs, because she ( Read more... )

Baby kittens are foot traffic hazards and menaces to the unprotected face.

The Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it ( Read more... )

Every time the Pedigree commercial comes on-- the one where the dog wonders why he is in the pound-- I nearly break out in tears unless I mute it... and sometimes not even then. I'm watching Jockeys on On Demand, and the commercial is on practically every other episode. I've got the voice memorized to the images, and I know exactly where the "I ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, but what is going on with our dragon aspects? Did their warranties all just expire or something ( Read more... )

[00:28] GargantuanCoho: I want leg-warmers. Will you lend me some?

"From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious ( Read more... )

indecent exposure + statute of limitations + Westminster dog show.

This rant makes me laugh hysterically. Way to take everything out of proportion and perspective.

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The groundhog living under our shed is named Alfred. He is large enough to make a winter hat, three pairs of gloves, or dinner for two.