So I'm at work and there's a girl shopping there. This isn't unusual. She is decked out in crust-punk gear, which also isn't unusual. She appeared to be a lifer - tons of pins on faded black denim, huge Doc Marten boots, a Rudimentary Peni back patch, piercings, a shock of dyed hair peeking from beneath a knit cap. She was in the store for a ( Read more... )

Even people who aren't sports fans enjoy the Olympics...
Even people who aren't Olympics fans will love the Trojan Olympics!

My favorite events are the Vault and the Weightlifting...

The end of the world as we know it. [Need Flash]

New technology to be employed in airline security! [NSFW]

Yes, that's right... I am now a Moderator... At Hot Or Not! Yay me.

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This one starts off like it belongs in The Onion... Almost ends like it too.

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So I get hit up with spambots and people from other countries who want to marry me, among other strange things on my Yahoo! Messenger. So I have developed a sure-fire way of getting rid of people when i am too busy to talk. You will see my technique at work here with hilarious results as I get rid of a woman from really far away (I forget the ( Read more... )

...but one of my magazine is making me compile a Top 15 discs of the year. After careful deliberation - well, as much as I could do with only a day and change notice - here is the list that will run in Metal Hammer next year:

1. The Sounds - Living In America (New Line)
2. Cursive - The Ugly Organ (Saddle Creek)
3. The Mars Volta - De-Loused In The ( Read more... )