Nov 17, 2003 05:28
So I get hit up with spambots and people from other countries who want to marry me, among other strange things on my Yahoo! Messenger. So I have developed a sure-fire way of getting rid of people when i am too busy to talk. You will see my technique at work here with hilarious results as I get rid of a woman from really far away (I forget the actual country)...
akpotu_international: hello
brian_oneill: Hello. I'm afraid that I only chat with women so I can have sex with them, and you are married and very far away which means we cannot ever have sex.
akpotu_international: you are cheap fool and God will decend on your immorality soon
brian_oneill: So does that mean you don't want to get on a cam and masturbate?
brian_oneill: I'll bet I can get you to scream out "Oh God! Oh God!"
I don't think this person will be chatting with me anymore...