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today:
.dentist sawed off part of a tooth, as well as cutting out parts of my gum and bone. now i have stitches in my mouth and a dull radiating pain through my entire skull. and vicodin!
.ran a bunch of (very important!) errands while my prescription was being filled, making this an all-around very productive day.
.sat in the parking lot under the ( Read more... )

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adam warwick (aka this dude)
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whoever gave kid rock permission to butcher 'werewolves of london' for his own terrible white trash ballad, i hope they are ashamed of themselves.

yesterday i used many coupons to buy a cute new pair of way-too-expensive sandals for only $2.28; yesssssss.

michelle and i are developing a theory on the crazy pool and the anger plateau. here are the ( Read more... )

tonight i went to a dog's birthday party. let me recap for you.
first, there were party hats.

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today i did a mailing at work, which requires absolutely no brain cells, so i was free to watch margaret cho videos on youtube all day. and you know what, i fucking love margaret cho. how could i not? i remember watching that dvd with marianne a few years ago (haha of course)... oh how i miss that girl.

i am almost completely over the crippling ( Read more... )

i think, once in a while, something happens that is really worth blogging about to as many audiences as possible.
this is one of those times.

you guys. my neighbor, "v-dawg," was recently arrested in a major bust that i somehow missed entirely. HERE IS WHY.

jesus. power outages, fires, big fat yelling guys attacking the building with tree branches, ( Read more... )

eins: thursday night at the locker room i made it into the finals of a rock, paper scissors competition. i won a bud light RPS tournament tshirt (woo) and an invitation to compete next week for a trip to vegas (WOO ( Read more... )

there's no fun in never falling.