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[numberonthewall]

i think, once in a while, something happens that is really worth blogging about to as many audiences as possible.
this is one of those times.

you guys. my neighbor, "v-dawg," was recently arrested in a major bust that i somehow missed entirely. HERE IS WHY.

jesus. power outages, fires, big fat yelling guys attacking the building with tree branches,

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[grlathena]

WHAT

[numberonthewall]

true story, dude. i was convinced the neighbor who told me about it was full of shit, until i saw the article. it's drama all the time over at the vp!

[jhrtirjfgfjkcfh]

JESUS MOVE OUT ALREADY.

don't get murdered, or die in a fire, or killed by a tree. please?

[numberonthewall]

pssh, v-dawg is gonna be locked up for a good long time. anyway the ONE time i met him we bonded over his insanely adorable pitbull puppy (named bear, awwww), aaaaand i don't know any drug dealers, especially ones who would put a hit on me.
so, i think i will not get murdered anytime soon.

and i think i have had my fair share of fire for a while.

although, i DID read an article in reuter's "oddly enough" section a while ago about a purported carnivorous tree in india that eats cows. and probably also people? these claims were not verified. but still... i am going to be on the lookout for killer trees.