Ow!

[number_24]

Well if you haven't heard, I got stabbed by a couple of angry fucking dwarfs. So now I'm on sick leave. Kinda sucks a bag of dicks, but I got a nice get well card out of the deal. Big thank you to everyone who signed that, btw. :)

Now I'm not 100% better yet (especially after SOMEBODY dragged me outta bed and made me run through the woods for my

Comments

[fisheyelense]

I never stabbed a dwarf before, but I have stolen a gnome!

[number_24]

Could you do me a favor and steal two more gnomes? The ones who tried to gut me, preferably?

[fisheyelense]

Why would two gnomes try to gut you? That would make a g

[number_24]

Because they're MEAN BULLIES!!! D:

[monarch_the]

You're welcome. Now go over this with me again, because I'm seriously not getting it. Dr. Mrs. Monarch says you guys were teasing her moppets and so they knifed you or something?

[number_24]

Say what?! It didn't go down like that at all! Here's what REALLY happened:

We were just minding our own business (while you and the Mrs. were wherever you guys were) when they just pop out of no where and start bossing us around and they were really rude and mean! So we're trying to stand our ground and they beat the crap outta all of us! The rest of the guys and I been living in fear ever since...

[monarch_the]

....Wait, wait, wait, you got the crap beat out of you by the moppets? Seriously?

[number_24]

THEY CUT ME UP LIKE A WEDDING CAKE!!! D:

[number_24]

Do NOT underestimate the power of angry as fuck midgits. It will be the last thing you do....:(

[party_likker]

Being stabbed aint so bad. You chalkies legs grow back dunchan?

[number_24]

No...? Especially since I got knifed in the chest?

[party_likker]

Ah hell, suck it up boy! Youse a man aint cha?

[croozin]

You got beat up by midgets?

That's hilarious.

[number_24]

Screw you! You haven't seen these midgitlers yet. They're like freakin' spider monkeys. With knives!