Ow!

[number_24]

Well if you haven't heard, I got stabbed by a couple of angry fucking dwarfs. So now I'm on sick leave. Kinda sucks a bag of dicks, but I got a nice get well card out of the deal. Big thank you to everyone who signed that, btw. :)

Now I'm not 100% better yet (especially after SOMEBODY dragged me outta bed and made me run through the woods for my

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[herr_doktor_13]

Gott! I haven't heard from you in so long! If I'd known you were laid up, I would have come to visit you before I came to Mordhaus!

I'll tell you what, when you're all healed up, I'll go take you drinking und make it up to you!

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Und perhaps send something devilish after those moppets as well. No one lays a hand on mein commrads!

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[number_24]

I know, it's been pretty hectic around here. Sorry 'bout that. How you holding up?

Yeah, that'd be freakin' sweet right about now. I should probably wait until my pancreas heals though.

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21 and I would be forever in your debt if you could give those little munchkins what's coming to them! We'd do it ourselves...but we're terrified of them.

I seriously haven't slept in days.

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[herr_doktor_13]

Things dipped pretty low for a while, but I've come right back out pretty well. Other than those midgets, how've you been?

You just heal up und I promise we'll go out for a night on the town!

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Don't you worry, mein Herr. I'm working on ein Christmas gift for mein boyfriend und I'll make you one too. They're attack cats!

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[number_24]

Other than the midgets? Not much else has happened, but the midgets have been pretty devoted to making our lives as miserable and short as possible.

I can't wait to heal the hell up and get outta here for an hour or two!

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Boyfriend? What happened to Miss Hitler? Or is Miss Hitler a Mister after all?

Guess I owe 21 ten bucks.

Attack cats? Do tell...

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[detective_dean]

I can come cheer you up again if you'd like! And of course, you should totally get back to your to-do list and back to following your dreams once you're all better again! ^__^

[number_24]

Errrrm...thanks but 21's taking pretty good care of me and you really don't have to.

So don't. Please.

You should be concern about your own dreams anyway. ;)

[detective_dean]

Well okay...but if you're ever feeling glum I'll be here to cheer you up, chum! ^_^

Yeah...my own dreams...mmm...hey...how good are you with...giving advice?

[number_24]

Thanks but no thanks...chum...

Well, I can safely say I've lived a pretty full life for 32 and have a lot of experience under my utility belt.

So shoot - what ails ya, kid?

[number_21]

Well look on the bright side. You've BOTH survived a knife fight with a deranged cretin AND streaked at least once in your life...unless you've got some wicked streaking stories? Stories you've yet to share?

[number_24]

Guess you're right...in a retarded sort of way.

Naw, I was a streaking virgin until recently...and exactly how many times have you streaked?

Btw, I can't believe you still have that tramp stamp.