[ Vince has thought up a plan to get into City Hall. You may all die of shock now. Vince, thinking? CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA!]

[Filtered to Taiwan]

Hey, can I ask y'a favor? It's well important!

[Filtered to England, America, Alice, Lucas, Bri, Harley, EVERYBODY HE LIKES ALRIGHT y'all know who you be]

I've got a plan. Who's

[Vince has spent the whole day channel-surfing on the radio, trying to find some music that doesn't make him hate humanity. He has not been successful, and is now bored enough to pester his fellow Mayfieldians with inane questions.]

Alright, Mayfield! I was wonderin': What's everybody's favorite kind of music?

Huh.

Could've sworn it was the 16th... Oi, Yumeko, Four! Y'been messin' with the calendar or somethin'? S'not a toy, honestly...

[The first thing he notices when he wakes up is the air. It's so... clean. He'd almost grown used to the smell of poison. Almost. The second thing he notices is that he's still injured-- throat still scarred, arms still cut, blood still soaking through his clothes even though it's not but he knows it's there. The final thing he notices is that he's ( Read more... )

[Vince is speaking very, very quietly-- he really doesn't want to wake Yumeko up.] Does anybody know how to, um, fix a broken window? Or, y'know... turn on a hoover? I'm in so much trouble...

[Filtered to England]

Y'sober yet?

I got somethin' in the post! Must be one of those regains everybody's always talkin' 'bout. Wonder what's in it...

[He opens the box and frowns.] There's nothin' in here! What's the po-mrow?... [He coughs.] That's well we-chirrup, chirrup!... What's goin'- ruff!

[You may find Vince outside, frantically trying to stuff a large box into the mailbox. He ( Read more... )

Anybody who ordered anythin' from me, I'll be deliverin' it today! Hope I don't get lost or somethin'...

[You may find Vince in either of the following two situations: Walking down the street carrying what appears to be a bin bag full of wrapped packages and looking at the addresses in confusion; or, fast asleep on the front steps of his house, ( Read more... )

[Filtered from England. So hard.]

Alright, so... Ugh, never needed to do anythin' like this back home... So, there's this party my mate Scout's throwin', and I sorta need a date. Like, it's well important that I get one. So, if there's any girls-- or guys, I ain't picky-- who wouldn't mind... Y'know, I'll be here.

[And by that he means he'll be ( Read more... )

Somethin' well odd's goin' on with the phones today. Wonder if...

[He picks up the phone.] Hello?

Alright, Mayfield! Since lots of people've been askin' me to make clothes for 'em lately, I've decided to go and make it official. So, this is me offerin' my tailorin' services to everybody! I've always been great at sewin', so I can make costumes, outfits, stuff from home... Anythin' y'can't buy from the shops, really ( Read more... )