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[numanstan]

[Filtered from England. So hard.]

Alright, so... Ugh, never needed to do anythin' like this back home... So, there's this party my mate Scout's throwin', and I sorta need a date. Like, it's well important that I get one. So, if there's any girls-- or guys, I ain't picky-- who wouldn't mind... Y'know, I'll be here.

[And by that he means he'll be

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[weaponsparked]

Odd. I seem to remember a certain declaration of love... for Flora. And yet, here you are... soliciting a new mate...

[numanstan]

That was the town's doin', mate! Remember all that Valentine's Day madness? 'Sides, I ain't lookin' for a mate or anythin'-- it's just a date!

[weaponsparked]

Oh, was it? So you allowed the town to embarrass her like that...?

[numanstan]

Allowed? Mate, I was mad at the time-- we both were! I couldn't've done anythin' 'bout it if I wanted to! And trust me, I definitely wanted to!

It was well embarrassin' for me, too! I mean, apparently I still can't live it down...

[tartswithtea]

If you can find nobody, I've a little time to spare. [Sh-she likes parties! And who better to go with than one of her citizens, right?!]

[numanstan]

That'd be genius! Thanks, Bri-tan! [Haha, showing up at the party with the Cool England, get ready to eat those words Other England!]

[tartswithtea]

Anytime; just give me the when and where and I'll be ready. [Victory for Femengland!!]

[numanstan]

It's at a bar in somebody's backyard sometime next week-- it's well casual, nothin' too fancy. I'll just pick y'up, alright?

[supersizedpower]

So this is how English people get dates...neat!

[numanstan]

No, it's how sad, desperate people who've got no other options get dates.

... It worked, though, so I can't really complain 'bout it.

[supersizedpower]

...

Are there English people who aren't like that?

[numanstan]

Yes! Me, for example-- y'know, if y'just ignore this one thing...

[not_oflegend]

Any luck so far?

[numanstan]

Yeah, I'm goin' with Bri-tan. Y'should come, too! It's gonna be a fun party!

[not_oflegend]

Bri-tan? That's an interesting name...

I guess I wouldn't mind going. When is it?

[numanstan]

Y'know, like Britain. She's the girl England!

Sometime this weekend-- don't think a real date's been set yet. Sure it'll be announced over the phones, though.