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[numanstan]

[Filtered from England. So hard.]

Alright, so... Ugh, never needed to do anythin' like this back home... So, there's this party my mate Scout's throwin', and I sorta need a date. Like, it's well important that I get one. So, if there's any girls-- or guys, I ain't picky-- who wouldn't mind... Y'know, I'll be here.

[And by that he means he'll be

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[supersizedpower]

So this is how English people get dates...neat!

[numanstan]

No, it's how sad, desperate people who've got no other options get dates.

... It worked, though, so I can't really complain 'bout it.

[supersizedpower]

...

Are there English people who aren't like that?

[numanstan]

Yes! Me, for example-- y'know, if y'just ignore this one thing...

[supersizedpower]

Right...

[numanstan]

... Are y'implyin' that I'm as bad as England?

[supersizedpower]

I'd never say something like that!

Maybe he just rubbed off a little.

[numanstan]

[... Oh Jagger can that actually happen?] Is bein' uncool contagious?!

[supersizedpower]

I think so. I mean, it makes sense.

[numanstan]

Yeah, perfect sense... But, I've got a mate back home who's much more uncool than England, and he's never cramped my style... Maybe it's like in those films where people've got the disease but they don't go 'round spreadin' it!

[supersizedpower]

Yeah...and I do hang out with England a lot, but it's never affected me.

But you're English, so it makes sense you could get it from him.

[numanstan]

Yeah, it does. Does that mean Americans're more likely to catch... bein' American from you?

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, I guess.