023 ♪ [Forward dated to Monday]

[numanstan]

[It's a lovely day in Mayfield-town, especially in the beautiful park-- except for one particular bench, which seems to be surrounded by a deep, penetrating sense of wrong. On this bench sits Vince, dressed in his punk outfit. He's chatting with a local crow, apparently gossiping about people as they walk by.]

Ha, yeah, she's such a slag, right?

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[thatsnotaknife]

[Spots Vince. Notices nothing wrong, not in the evil aura, the punk outfit, or the talking to birds. Strolls over, Sam in his arms.] G'day, you lot.

[numanstan]

[Is it weird that the talking to birds thing is the only thing not weird about this situation?]

G'day, convict! [in what might be the worst mock Australian accent ever done]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Nope, it's totally normal!]

[Pauses at that, looking surprised.] The hell'd you just call me, mate?

[numanstan]

Con-vict. What, are y'stupid, too? Y'want me to speak slower so y'can understand?

[is_an_island]

[just

just chillin' the park as cool people might do okay no he just has nowhere better to go] Oh, Vince. Hullo.

[numanstan]

[just

completely ignoring him]

[is_an_island]

Vince?

[waving]

[numanstan]

[Oh wow that tree over there looks very interesting

Just gonna look at that instead of at England]

[raven_daughter]

[Checking up on her 'experiment'.

So she's watching you carefully, quietly, not saying anything just yet.]

[numanstan]

[oh hey just eating a sandwich

a ham sandwich

aw yeah. evil.]

[raven_daughter]

...

[She approaches, and curtsy.]

Vince. Good to see you.

[numanstan]

[rolls eyes] Whatever.

[supertemper]

That's a bit harsh, innit? [Not . . . that Donna hasn't called other people that in her time. But they all deserved it. And she stopped saying it as much after travelling with the Doctor. Well, except for that slag Nerys.]

[numanstan]

Hardly. I could've called y'much worse.

[supertemper]

Excuse me? Who the bloody hell do you think you are?!

[numanstan]

Vince Noir.

[not_oflegend]

...Vince?

[numanstan]

Alice.

[not_oflegend]

What are you doing?

[numanstan]

Just sittin' in the park. Do y'wanna join me?

[Alarm bells should be going off right about now...]