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[numanstan]

[And out of the cold, grey darkness of Soviet Mayfield comes the bright, shining light that is Vince's unbending idiocy.

I mean optimism.]

Y'know, the clothes could use some work, and the food's kinda borin', but I'm a nuclear engineer now! Me, a nuclear engineer-- I didn't even finish school! This is brilliant! Communism seems alright by me

Comments

[iinchoucat]

Nuclear engineer!? Please be careful Vince-san. You might hurt yourself if you don't know what you're doing!

[numanstan]

Nah, it'll be brilliant! If anythin' goes wrong, I might end up becomin' a superhero or Godzilla or somethin'!

[iinchoucat]

That only happens in the movies. Something like a nuclear explosion in real life can cause radiation poisoning. You could die from it!

[numanstan]

Or, or!...

I could become a superhero.

'Sides, I don't even know where I'm gonna get any nuclear stuff in the first place.

[maipolecomrades]

Vince's attitude is an inspiration to his fellow workers. 12 Extra Beets have been added to his ration card!

[numanstan]

[YES I WIN AT COMMUNISM!]

[is_an_island]

You're an idiot.

[numanstan]

You're just jealous 'cause I got extra beets for bein' such an awesome Communist.

[is_an_island]

It's a horrible system of government that simply doesn't work.

[numanstan]

Y'probably got a well borin' job, too! Don't worry, I'll share the beets with you.

[lotuslife]

Your job title will mean nothing if performed incorrectly.

[numanstan]

How hard could it be?

[lotuslife]

...Impossible for the likes of you, it seems.

[numanstan]

Hey, I'm already smashin' atoms together, so I'm probably doin' a much better job than you'd do!

[IF EVERYTHING IS ATOMS
AND BEETS ARE EVERYTHING
THEN ATOMS ARE BEETS

syllogistic fallacy ftw]

[kol_shevik]

Is far better than "alright," comrade!

[numanstan]

Dunno why everybody's complainin' 'bout it! I'm havin' a much better time here than in normal Mayfield!

[kol_shevik]

Is truly the best system for true freedom! Is way to get things done. Deadlines.

[numanstan]

Still not sure what cold fusion is, though. I don't even know what regular fusion is!