Lately, a new phenomenon with me and my wang has happened that I've never experienced before; this dick tragedy has happened twice, so far. So what happens is I wake up and head to the bathroom for my usual morning drainage, but something new happens: instead of the usual solo-PP-beam, it gets replaced by two streams! It's as if my penis ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wish I was in the military, but only for stupid reasons. Well, stupid reason. I just wish that sometime in the future I could end a sentence with "...since the war." Like, in our inevitable post-apocalyptic future I would be roaming the wastelands and stumble upon an old soda machine with just one can in it. "A&W Root beer?! I ( Read more... )

I am a pretty, pretty girl.

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holy shit, look at that trailer

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What the hell? My Dad is crazy as hell. I guess only a midlife crisis would urge a man to rocket around on a death-bike at 160 miles per hour.

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I had an idea last night. In response to Karl Rove's "Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war. Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers," (oh, by the way, all democratic senators voted in favor of the war in AFGHANISTAN ( Read more... )

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