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Sometimes I wish I was in the military, but only for stupid reasons. Well, stupid reason. I just wish that sometime in the future I could end a sentence with "...since the war." Like, in our inevitable post-apocalyptic future I would be roaming the wastelands and stumble upon an old soda machine with just one can in it. "A&W Root beer?! I haven't seen one of these since the war!"