By choosing words that you think best describe me.  I promise I won't get offended or anything.

kevan.org/jh/nuclear_duchess

 I am, frankly, flabbergasted at the complete lack of human understanding and basic compassion that people can show.  To put my current desire to take a hatchet to my housemate  situation into context I'm going to put something out into the public domain that I was initially only telling a few people.  It's not really something I want to talk about ( Read more... )

So myself and ( Read more... )

MOAR DRABBLES.  Prompts from flannelcat, misterdaniel and samharber .  The usual request for concrit, praise and more prompts goes here :) Chucked in some dialogue into one as per oxfordgirl 's request.  Hopefully it's believable.  FOIP warnings etc.  Thanks for the prompts so far guys, these have been really fun!

( Citizen )

Prompts this time from ed_fortune, misterdaniel  and a last one from oxfordgirl ! As usual, concrit and praise muchly appreciated.  Particularly on style and structure, am still trying to pin down how I prefer writing :)  Also, usual minor FOIP warnings for those who know where to look.  Also, Destarda is the biggest Soth Amon fangirl.  Bless.  Also, more prompts plz.

( Piety )

Some word-prompted drabbles.  Concrit appreciated, as is praise ;) Low levels of FOIP if you know what you're looking for.  Titles prompted this time by oxfordgirl .  Will get round to the others when inspiration hits me.  Feel free to chuck more words at me in the meantime!
( Bastard )

Stolen from the glorious and beautiful hooverpig , I have been intending to do one of these for a while.

Relationships and sex:
- I am in a loving polygamous relationship with dbsurfeit whom I live with in a lovely riverside apartment in Oxford.
- We are currently not practicing polyamoury; however if I engage in sexual activities with you it is likely I will fall ever ( Read more... )

So Danish right, seems like a fairly legitimate language. Right?

WRONG.

Danish for the female and male genetalia is "tissemand" and "tissekone" respectively.

So far so good.

But these translate to pisshusband and pisswife - seriously.

Danish, what the fuck guys?

Vin Diesel* is taking me out on a date.
My Team Leader wants to promote me within a few months.

I DON'T KNOW WHICH I AM MORE EXCITED ABOUT.

*ok ok, his name is actually Ramiro, but you know, SPLITTING IMAGE.

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THEIR SOULS MAKE HIS TUMMY HAPPY!