celebration of the lizard is so good i'm verging on the idea of drinking lemon furniture polish just to hallucinate while i listen to it. An idea that could either potentially kill me or result in the best tuesday night at home ever.

i hate emo poetry

i need tighter pants

i shall not be satisfied until i can feel my own balls suctioned to the skin on my thigh. explici?, yes. entertaining? no.

if you'll excuse me i have to indulge on my over-the-counter drug addiction.

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my stomach makes sounds like video games

i stopped at took a distanced perspective on the state of the human race today ( Read more... )

wayne's not allowed to play my guitar anymore cause he dents it and makes it go out of tune with his chunky breakdowns and kooky stage antics, which are slightly redundant since we are not on a stage. I hope the e-string wound was worth the fucking change ( Read more... )

nobody comments on my post, so i now post purely to say what music i'm listening to, because that's what scene's all about. and i am so scene. but not so much that i'm not listening to jess's music.

hey, i got a girlfriend. sweet. though very unscene.

today is a van halen day. thank god.

there's nothing i enjoy more than artistic men wearing spandex pants with tassles and with long permed hair. how can anybody turn that down? Right now i've got hot for teacher, eruption, really got me now, panama and unchained downloaded and i'm looking for more. god i love hair metal.


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