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i stopped at took a distanced perspective on the state of the human race today.
we're all pathetic.
Why do we even bother walking on two legs? It looks so bizarre i just may devolve back into a quadrapod purely so i stop looking dumb from an divine or omniscient perspective. i want to thank my math teacher for that one. but that's just because she looks dumb walking on two legs doubtless of my enlightened observation. oh well. i lack ambition. i also lack the ability to post pictures. i tried it once and failed. i will never do it again.
p.s.
i wrote a fucking movie. it's hot like butter, only with half the homogenized fat.
we're all pathetic.
Why do we even bother walking on two legs? It looks so bizarre i just may devolve back into a quadrapod purely so i stop looking dumb from an divine or omniscient perspective. i want to thank my math teacher for that one. but that's just because she looks dumb walking on two legs doubtless of my enlightened observation. oh well. i lack ambition. i also lack the ability to post pictures. i tried it once and failed. i will never do it again.
p.s.
i wrote a fucking movie. it's hot like butter, only with half the homogenized fat.