I slept in the dumpster behind baskin robbins again last night, my slumber frequently intercepted by a string of harrowing nightmares that compelled me to weep with bitter conviction over my shattered existence.

Hi! Many people wonder who Satan is! Some people don't believe he exists! Some people think he's very powerful! I'm going to show you who and what Satan really is! I'm going to show you where he came from, where he is, and what his final outcome will be! Satan is mean! He hates you! He hates me! He'll do anything he can to make us suffer! He's ( Read more... )

claire danes french kissing a little baby eagle! ;)

38. How tall is Santa Claus?
It depends on whether he is walking deep in thought, or if he is examining little berry branches on the floor of the forest, or if he is looking at the horizon. Santa Claus is taller than the tallest elf, but shorter than the old spruce trees in Lapland.

I'M SO LONELY

Claire Danes seasons her French Fries with Donkey Plasma.

Claire Danes resembles a sad mule.

Today I "accidentally" splashed "mustard" on my "desk lamp."

QUEER EYE FOR THE CALCIUM BONES

DEAR JOURNAL NOTHING MUCH TO REPORT EXCEPT THE LISPSTHE STHEEMS THTOO BE GETTING WORSTHE THSCINTHCERELY STHERI

i have an important announcement to make! as of early this morning at ihop i am a strict vegetarian! i was fine until the moment my food arrived! they probably seemed like regular pancakes to everyone else but to me they might as well have been rotting corpses! i began throwing up all over the table and all over the wall! the mere thought of eating ( Read more... )