Today I said to the guy at starbucks "aren't you moving to new york soon" and he said "word travels fast" and I said "you told me you are moving to new york soon"

The celebration of a special children’s Day in America dates from the 1860s and earlier ( Read more... )

Today in the dentist's chair I tried to leave my body.

teenlifecoach (10:00:50 PM): The Soft Bulletin turns 10 years old today!
sheriuncc (10:01:37 PM): WHOOPTY FUCKIN DOO

When i was a little kid I was walking on a dirt road with my friends and a man slowly drove up beside us and asked if we were homeowners.

ubermonkey (6:56:13 PM): yeah i hate death

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Today I killed a leisurely turtle with my accident car.

The ability to speak within the falsetto register is possible for almost all men and women. The use of such speech, however, is uncommon, and is usually employed within the context of humor.

We know of no evidence to suggest that any active constituent of psilocybin-bearing mushrooms affect normal penis development. It is certainly possible that after an experience with these mushrooms, one's perception of one's penis size could be altered, but there is no reason to believe that there is any physical impairment.