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i have an important announcement to make! as of early this morning at ihop i am a strict vegetarian! i was fine until the moment my food arrived! they probably seemed like regular pancakes to everyone else but to me they might as well have been rotting corpses! i began throwing up all over the table and all over the wall! the mere thought of eating

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[redliner]

I'm sorry you puked and can't eat meat, but I added you as a friend.

[cancerbatz]

VEGAN POTLUCK AT MY APT ON TUESDAY!

[staticsexa]

GEEZ what kind of pancakes??? you mean the pancakes had meat in them??????

[eraserhed]

you can be a vegetarian and eat placenta

[object_being]

sheri i have been waiting for this moment for as long as i can remember. come over sometime so i can give all this reading material (not too much though, right? reading is so boooring lol) about what a healthy choice you have made.