Call to arms

[notthatharry]

[Somehow there is the crackle of staticHello? Hello, can anyone hear me? This is Harry Dresden to any inhabitants of the school who may still retain their identity and don't think they're a pirate or a Mad Hatter or a sexy nun

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[blindearthgirl]

I can hear you.

How about I take you out for a drink?

*Laughter ensues.*

[notthatharry]

*sound of a proton pack powering up*

Pretty sure these things work on any kind of undead.

[blindearthgirl]

What, you can't take a joke?

Chill out. Wouldn't you want to have some fun if you were turned into a vampire?

[notthatharry]

Sorry Toph, I was almost killed by a ghost last week, you have to forgive a guy for being a little paranoid. Here, I'll give you a little nibble if you want.

Rorschach~

[stupidest_angle]

Can only hear when something is said. Try harder.

[notthatharry]

....Okay you're about as normal as you ever get.

[stupidest_angle]

Normalcy. The mask that the corrupt use to hide its flaws. What happens when the face is revealed?

[notthatharry]

Apparently half the school starts to think they're pirates.

XD Because she can't resist~

[scroll_heir]

Harry, Harry~

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

[notthatharry]

Bad kitty, no going crazy.

[scroll_heir]

Crazy? Yes. I'm mad. You're mad. Let's be mad together, hm~?

[notthatharry]

I'd say I'm more perturbed than mad. Well as fun as that sounds, and believe me a guy would be lucky to go mad with a cute kitty like yourself, I'm gonna have to pass this time.

[timeinback]

Ah, Harry is it? You're a classmate of mine I do believe-yo. Are you still...you?

[notthatharry]

Chao, right? Yeah, I'm me, as far as I'm aware. I don't think a ghostbuster costume has a strong enough personality attached to it for it to overwhelm me. Are you okay?

[timeinback]

...That's a terribly old movie.

I'm fine, I didn't dress up for the occasion, choosing to use the free time to do some workstudying.

Where are you?

[notthatharry]

...I'm going to ignore that blasphemy in light of us possibly being the only sane students left.

Sounds like a blast.

I'm on my way to the Main Hall to see if I can asses what's going on.

[maestoso_tempo]

I've kept my wits about me...for now at any rate.

I think it's best to let these things run their course, Mr. Dresden.

Would you mind terribly, though, trying to keep any of your classmates out of trouble.

[notthatharry]

Thank Merlin Professor Holmes. I just barely dodged a pirate crew with a tiny psychotic vampire.

I-if you're sure?

I'll do my best Professor.

[maestoso_tempo]

Yes. I heard about Professor Kakashi. I've taken the liberty of securing some of the drink as I'm afraid with the number of pirates we have this year we'll be bone dry by morning.

Well, Mr. Dresden, do YOU want to attempt to convince half the inhabitants of the castle that they aren't who they think they are? Trust me, it's for the best that we stay clear of the lot if we can and if not at least prevent any harm coming to them.

Check in with me periodically, I'd like to keep tabs on who is still...all there.

[notthatharry]

Uh, professor, not to be a nag and all, but aren't most of those kids underage? Shouldn't we...I don't know, stop them?

...Now that you mention it Professor, that's not really how I was hoping to spend my week. Still, I'll do my best to run damage control.

You've got it.