Call to arms

[notthatharry]

[Somehow there is the crackle of staticHello? Hello, can anyone hear me? This is Harry Dresden to any inhabitants of the school who may still retain their identity and don't think they're a pirate or a Mad Hatter or a sexy nun

Comments

[blindearthgirl]

I can hear you.

How about I take you out for a drink?

*Laughter ensues.*

[notthatharry]

*sound of a proton pack powering up*

Pretty sure these things work on any kind of undead.

[blindearthgirl]

What, you can't take a joke?

Chill out. Wouldn't you want to have some fun if you were turned into a vampire?

[notthatharry]

Sorry Toph, I was almost killed by a ghost last week, you have to forgive a guy for being a little paranoid. Here, I'll give you a little nibble if you want.

[blindearthgirl]

Really?

I hope you're not O negative. I hear that tastes kind of bitter.

[notthatharry]

Nope, that I am not.