Call to arms

[notthatharry]

[Somehow there is the crackle of staticHello? Hello, can anyone hear me? This is Harry Dresden to any inhabitants of the school who may still retain their identity and don't think they're a pirate or a Mad Hatter or a sexy nun

Comments

[maestoso_tempo]

I've kept my wits about me...for now at any rate.

I think it's best to let these things run their course, Mr. Dresden.

Would you mind terribly, though, trying to keep any of your classmates out of trouble.

[notthatharry]

Thank Merlin Professor Holmes. I just barely dodged a pirate crew with a tiny psychotic vampire.

I-if you're sure?

I'll do my best Professor.

[maestoso_tempo]

Yes. I heard about Professor Kakashi. I've taken the liberty of securing some of the drink as I'm afraid with the number of pirates we have this year we'll be bone dry by morning.

Well, Mr. Dresden, do YOU want to attempt to convince half the inhabitants of the castle that they aren't who they think they are? Trust me, it's for the best that we stay clear of the lot if we can and if not at least prevent any harm coming to them.

Check in with me periodically, I'd like to keep tabs on who is still...all there.

[notthatharry]

Uh, professor, not to be a nag and all, but aren't most of those kids underage? Shouldn't we...I don't know, stop them?

...Now that you mention it Professor, that's not really how I was hoping to spend my week. Still, I'll do my best to run damage control.

You've got it.

[maestoso_tempo]

I suppose you're right. I'll go through the castle and put an age restriction on the bottles. Hopefully that will deter them. This could take some time though, so I hope you're prepared to deal with some of the others running rampant in this school.

Dresden, I highly doubt that any of us wanted to spend our week chasing miniature Pirates and such but yet here we are.

[notthatharry]

Good idea.

Well, life is full of unexpected joys, isn't it professor?