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notsaul

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Nov 11, 2011 00:04

[Flowers. Everybody likes flowers, right? Only a heartless monster wouldn't!

WELL

Annie resents flowers, all flowers, for reasons she does not care to go into for too many people know already THANKS DAN thank you very much. But, as Mayfield's national pastimes include baseball and irony, she is currently working in the very aptly-named local flower ( Read more... )

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spiraldoll November 11 2011, 23:08:16 UTC

[[excuse you! flowers are awesome!

she found the shop and she's pretty much there any day she's free. she buys some, but she's mostly there to just admire all of the beauty.]]

Bullshit? [[ahe heard it!]] I do not know what 'bullshit' is, but I do not think that flowers are it.

notsaul November 13 2011, 05:03:48 UTC

What are you, like, twelve? Bullshit is, like... [oh god explaining things] Bullshit is bullshit! And it's totally what flowers are. Evil fucking things.

spiraldoll November 13 2011, 18:53:42 UTC

No, I am fifteen! Twelve is close to fifteen, though...

And flowers are not evil! Flowers are beautiful, and they fill the world with color... They are wonderful.

notsaul November 14 2011, 00:45:43 UTC

They're totally evil. They stink and... and they give people allergies! That's evil as fuck!

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strike_you_out November 12 2011, 21:22:15 UTC

[Slugger approaches the counter and stares quietly at Annie.]

notsaul November 13 2011, 05:04:23 UTC

[staring

back]

What do you want, kid?

strike_you_out November 13 2011, 05:08:10 UTC

I wanted to ask you something.

notsaul November 13 2011, 05:19:42 UTC

I already know what you're going to ask and, yes, it's all real, and, yes, one time a bird really did live in it.

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plantenough November 13 2011, 15:52:53 UTC

[She doesn't want to be here either, because selling dead flowers really is bullshit, but she raises an eyebrow in Annie's general direction anyway.]

Tell us how you really feel.

notsaul November 14 2011, 00:50:50 UTC

... I, like, already did, though? [the whooshing sound as it goes over her head is nearly audible]

plantenough November 14 2011, 01:37:05 UTC

Oh? So I would be incorrect to assume there is more to it than some occupational frustration? Very odd to take it out on the flowers when the clientele is far more obnoxious.

notsaul November 14 2011, 01:44:51 UTC

[oh god so many words...] Flowers are just, like, really fucking stupid and I don't want to fucking work around them or anything.

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