Nov 11, 2011 00:04
[Flowers. Everybody likes flowers, right? Only a heartless monster wouldn't!
WELL
Annie resents flowers, all flowers, for reasons she does not care to go into for too many people know already THANKS DAN thank you very much. But, as Mayfield's national pastimes include baseball and irony, she is currently working in the very aptly-named local flower shop. Though she has the work ethic of a dead cactus, she also doesn't want to get droned. Ever. Thus, she is putting the absolute minimal amount of effort into everything, moving pots of chrysanthemums up front from the back one at a time despite her strength.]
Flowers are bullshit. [compelling words]