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[notsaul]

[Flowers. Everybody likes flowers, right? Only a heartless monster wouldn't!

WELL

Annie resents flowers, all flowers, for reasons she does not care to go into for too many people know already THANKS DAN thank you very much. But, as Mayfield's national pastimes include baseball and irony, she is currently working in the very aptly-named local flower

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[spiraldoll]

[[excuse you! flowers are awesome!

she found the shop and she's pretty much there any day she's free. she buys some, but she's mostly there to just admire all of the beauty.]]

Bullshit? [[ahe heard it!]] I do not know what 'bullshit' is, but I do not think that flowers are it.

[notsaul]

What are you, like, twelve? Bullshit is, like... [oh god explaining things] Bullshit is bullshit! And it's totally what flowers are. Evil fucking things.

[spiraldoll]

No, I am fifteen! Twelve is close to fifteen, though...

And flowers are not evil! Flowers are beautiful, and they fill the world with color... They are wonderful.

[notsaul]

They're totally evil. They stink and... and they give people allergies! That's evil as fuck!

[spiraldoll]

They do not stink. Some may, but some smell very nice.

And there are many things that give people allergies, are there not?

[notsaul]

So? What do I care about shit that gives other people allergies?

[spiraldoll]

What I mean is, are all of those things evil? All the other things that give people allergies?

[notsaul]

... They might not be? I don't fucking know; this is confusing. What does this have to do with me?

[spiraldoll]

What I mean is, just because flowers cause allergies does not mean they are evil!

[notsaul]

... Why?

[spiraldoll]

Because all kinds of things cause allergies! It is just something that happens, it does not make that thing evil!

[notsaul]

... Nah, I'm pretty sure that's pretty fucking evil.

It's a dick move, at least.

[spiraldoll]

You can say that, but... [[she picks up a potted flower next to her.]] I do not think something that can bring so much beauty in the world can be evil.

What sort of things do you like, Miss?

[notsaul]

Horror movies, flank steak, and hardcore lesbian bondage porn.

[spiraldoll]

"Bondage porn"?

What is bondage porn?

[notsaul]

... I can show you.