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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

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phone;

[biophases]

Passover?

[notsaul]

It's a Jewish holiday, celebrating the time we totally owned the Egyptians and freed ourselves from slavery!

[biophases]

Oh, wow, that certainly does sound like cause for celebration.

[notsaul]

And since I'm the only one here, I'm gonna be the one to tell the story of Exodus! [WHICH SHE HAS NEVER DONE BEFORE

WHICH SHE IS GOING TO FUCK UP IN THE MOST SPECTACULAR WAY EVER]

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[supersizedpower]

Cool! I'll definitely come.

Oh, wait, what day is Friday?

[notsaul]

Do I look like a fucking calendar?

[supersizedpower]

It's just that I'm trying to throw a party or something for somebody but I think his birthday is Saturday.

So I can come to the Passover thing! But you shouldn't knock Easter, 'cause you get way more candy from it.

[notsaul]

Uh, the candy's great and all, but that's, like... not why I'm "knocking" Easter.

[WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SAY THIS]

the majestic king of political correctness

[swinish_beast]

[Basini knows dimly that he is Jewish in there somewhere, and feels... obligated.]

This is for Jews, yes?

[notsaul]

And for all my gentile friends!

[swinish_beast]

My mama's Jewish, do I count?

[notsaul]

That's, like, actually how it works.