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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

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the majestic king of political correctness

[swinish_beast]

[Basini knows dimly that he is Jewish in there somewhere, and feels... obligated.]

This is for Jews, yes?

[notsaul]

And for all my gentile friends!

[swinish_beast]

My mama's Jewish, do I count?

[notsaul]

That's, like, actually how it works.

[swinish_beast]

But she won't go to church or anything. Will there be wine?

[notsaul]

Well, going to church would defeat the purpose of being a Jew.

Of fucking course there'll be wine; what kind of fucking holiday would it be without it?

[swinish_beast]

Where do Jews go, then? I don't know a lot of things yet--

[okay okay wine he can handle]

... a fucking very bad one?

[LOOK WHO'S GETTING THE HANG OF SWEARING]

[notsaul]

Exactly.

And Jews go to Temple! [LET HER TAKE HIM UNDER HER WING

HER AWFUL, VULGAR WING]

[swinish_beast]

Hooray!

[Basini knows like nothing about Judaism because his mom was way too depressed to do much handing down of faith traditions and all he does know is by way of Beineberg, the school amateur occultist. So not exactly accurate info. ANNIE WILL ROCK HIS WORLD
she is a girl
and a werewolf
and she swears
and drinks
and isn't evilmean to him
what a badass
did i mention i love annie]