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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

Comments

A

[supersizedpower]

Cool! I'll definitely come.

Oh, wait, what day is Friday?

[notsaul]

Do I look like a fucking calendar?

[supersizedpower]

It's just that I'm trying to throw a party or something for somebody but I think his birthday is Saturday.

So I can come to the Passover thing! But you shouldn't knock Easter, 'cause you get way more candy from it.

[notsaul]

Uh, the candy's great and all, but that's, like... not why I'm "knocking" Easter.

[WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SAY THIS]

[supersizedpower]

Well, even if you don't celebrate it, you can still eat the candy.

[notsaul]

I hate chocolate, anyways, so it doesn't really matter.

[supersizedpower]

How can you hate chocolate?

[notsaul]

Too sweet. I can't stand shit like that.

[supersizedpower]

Oh, okay. Well, I guess that makes sense.

I thought it was 'cause dogs are allergic or something, and you turn into one!

[notsaul]

... Dude. I don't turn into a fucking dog.

[supersizedpower]

Or a wolf! I don't think there's a big difference, though!