14. Am I supposed to *eat* it? [ Video Post -- Public ]

[notolddamnit]

[Camera focus is on Squalo, who's looking unusually informal. Dressed in jeans and an old, red t-shirt from a rock concert, he's sitting cross-legged on the couch, with a large watermelon on his lap. There's a slice of crust missing, where he's slowly eating his way through, and he's got a fork in his mouth. Which he then grabs with his hand to

Comments

[deadpan_snarker]

I'm pregnant. I think it's yours. I sure as hell hope you're going to pay child support.

[notolddamnit]

I'll pay abortion.

[deadpan_snarker]

You hurt me in my feeling place, my dear Squalo.

[notolddamnit]

If you stay still, it'll be over quickly, my sweet.

[notolddamnit]

Considering she had your child, I can't see any.

[notolddamnit]

...I'm sure you find a lot of things surprising.

[yoro_shiku]

Well, then its hero surely can't be you.

[notolddamnit]

Obviously. I have too much fucking self-esteem to prance around in tights.

[yoro_shiku]

What, you don't want the entire city saying "vooiii" with you?

[notolddamnit]

I don't think anyone but me, in the entire city, could do that word justice.

[spasticshots]

>Anyone else gets the mental image of an insane gynecologist who's just a little too good at her job?

um i don't know what a gynecologist is but it sounds fun...

[notolddamnit]

...if you like sticking your hands into wet, warm, dark places, yes, I suppose it is.

[spasticshots]

hahaha that really is fun then!

[notolddamnit]

...VOOOII, WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

[notolddamnit]

And a shitload of people who don't, too.

[notolddamnit]

Ahh, her.

Who knows? She's another woman who goes into irrational rage at the sight of my name. But I don't think she's that masochistic.