14. Am I supposed to *eat* it? [ Video Post -- Public ]
[Camera focus is on Squalo, who's looking unusually informal. Dressed in jeans and an old, red t-shirt from a rock concert, he's sitting cross-legged on the couch, with a large watermelon on his lap. There's a slice of crust missing, where he's slowly eating his way through, and he's got a fork in his mouth. Which he then grabs with his hand to point it at the camera.]
VOOOII, no, really. I think I'm doing it wrong.
[Grins.]
I know it's hard to believe, but there's a fucking good reason why men don't get pregnant. And if you happen to be a pregnant man, for whatever the reason, do me a favor and don't fucking tell me. Being an averration of nature is not a goddamn pride badge. Okay?
[Snorts.]
In all seriousness, I find that letter so damn amusing. I might upload the a .PDF for all of you to read it. Makes me wonder, though, if that pile of fucking insanity was written during the silver madness business in Terra. It'd explain the pseudonym, at least. Because who on their fucking right mind would like to be "The Avenging Uterus"? Anyone else gets the mental image of an insane gynecologist who's just a little too good at her job?
[Grimaces, before clearing his throat and using a deeper voice.]
Sticking her face between parted legs all day, and fighting crime all night, the Avenging Uterus will cleanse Neo Genesis from all scum. With her PMS whip and her Justice Placenta-mobil, our intrepid hero ventures into the night, ready to instill the fear of law and women into the heart of evildoers!
[Cracks up, laughing.]
VOOOOII, I'm just too fucking good at this. But seriously. Could Neo Genesis get a hero that doesn't suck balls? Oh. My mistake. Cocks.
VOOOII, no, really. I think I'm doing it wrong.
[Grins.]
I know it's hard to believe, but there's a fucking good reason why men don't get pregnant. And if you happen to be a pregnant man, for whatever the reason, do me a favor and don't fucking tell me. Being an averration of nature is not a goddamn pride badge. Okay?
[Snorts.]
In all seriousness, I find that letter so damn amusing. I might upload the a .PDF for all of you to read it. Makes me wonder, though, if that pile of fucking insanity was written during the silver madness business in Terra. It'd explain the pseudonym, at least. Because who on their fucking right mind would like to be "The Avenging Uterus"? Anyone else gets the mental image of an insane gynecologist who's just a little too good at her job?
[Grimaces, before clearing his throat and using a deeper voice.]
Sticking her face between parted legs all day, and fighting crime all night, the Avenging Uterus will cleanse Neo Genesis from all scum. With her PMS whip and her Justice Placenta-mobil, our intrepid hero ventures into the night, ready to instill the fear of law and women into the heart of evildoers!
[Cracks up, laughing.]
VOOOOII, I'm just too fucking good at this. But seriously. Could Neo Genesis get a hero that doesn't suck balls? Oh. My mistake. Cocks.