I've got a lot to say if you will let me/It's always hard when you're around me

[chairismine]

Who? Jim Kirk | Star Trek XI

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1. You've had the good fortune to wind up next to Jim at the bar. He's either hitting on you or the girl on the other side of you (or he's

Comments

mmm situation # 2

[regeneracy]

[One minute, Claire is bitching at her dad about making her life not fair, and the next, she's being sent to her room. Since basements don't exist in the Bennet house, Jim is in Claire's room. Putting on her -

Wait, is this real life?

Seriously?

The only thing keeping her from screaming for her dad is how incredibly pissed off she is at him. She arches an eyebrow and clears her throat loudly, making sure to slam her door.]

You know, I could say a lot about a stranger breaking and entering to steal a cheerleader's uniform to wear, but instead I'm going to let you escape with a shred of dignity, and we can pretend like this never happened. I'm not really in the mood to see my dad, and I doubt you want to see his gun, so just get out and get your own clo-

[Pause.]

You do have your own clothes, right?

[Oh God, please do not have let a naked man break into her room. What if he rolled on her bed??]

\o\ the best situation

[chairismine]

[Ffff Twenty-First Century America, where are your basements?

Also. oh shit.]

I- can explain. [He'd tell her not to panic, but she doesn't seem to be panicking.]

it is!

[regeneracy]

[She just stares right into his soul, waiting for this riveting explanation.]

Well?

/o/

[chairismine]

[The shiteating appears on his face. Be cool, Kirk.]

I think I just lost a bet.

1

[battle_in_bloom]

[Sakura looks so unimpressed. And drunk. And unimpressed] You're not going to hit on me, are you?

[chairismine]

[Unimpressed is another word for take-me-home-please-jim >3]

Does asking if the curtains match the drapes count as hitting on you?

[battle_in_bloom]

[A thoughtful pause]

You're not very good at this.

[chairismine]

Oh, yeah? How would you go about it?

5

[abovetwinsuns]

[ Jaina's just come back to school after yet another Jedi mission, and it's total coincidence that this is her first stop. She definitely didn't ask where Kirk was or decide to go looking for him.

Definitely not.

She leans against the bleachers, bag resting on the ground as she grins and crosses her arms over her chest]

You usually need a team to run drills, Captain.

1/2

[chairismine]

[.....

Jim ignored the hanger on, because QUIDDITCH TOMORROW and was practicing a loop when he hears her.]

Re: 1/2

[chairismine]

[AND OH MERLIN IT'S JAINA.

In a feat of inhuman flexibility, he pulls out of the loop to have another look at this person because it can't be Jaina.

And he falls off his broom.]

Re: 1/2

[abovetwinsuns]

[she just

watches him fall]

Not the best strategy if Slytherin's going to win the cup.

3 BECAUSE MORE THAN ONE VERSE IS FUN?

[abovetwinsuns]

Get your own notes.

And a breath mint.

IT EEES~

[chairismine]

[Jim takes a moment to brush his fringer out of his eyes so he can have a better look at her.] Do I know you?

[abovetwinsuns]

No.

So stop trying to look at my notes, lazy ass. Some of us actually manage to come to class without smelling like a bar bathroom.

[chairismine]

I just want to see if he's passed Newton's laws yet. I've got a question I want to ask. [Because making an idiot of your lecturer over incomprehensible physics issues is the best :D]

I'm pretty sure we had Advanced Physical Mechanics together last year.

2, best roll ever

[lassoedtruth]

[Breaking into Wonder Woman's basement? Bad idea #1.

Routing through her sacred sexy outfit treasures? The last bad idea you'll ever have.

Prepare to be bodily lifted up from behind, swung around a few times, and tossed across the room like she's playing horseshoes with you.]

I doubt those would fit you.

Re: 2, best roll ever

[chairismine]

[Jim will get back to you when the room stops spinning.

... Okay it isn't stopping.
He lifts a finger to make a well-thought out and astute comment on how assault is still assault, even in the twentieth century, but his mouth won't play fair. Ow.]

whisfghddd-

[lassoedtruth]

Who are you and what are you doing breaking into my closet? [She'll stand over him menacingly, hands on her hips.]