I've got a lot to say if you will let me/It's always hard when you're around me

[chairismine]

Who? Jim Kirk | Star Trek XI

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1. You've had the good fortune to wind up next to Jim at the bar. He's either hitting on you or the girl on the other side of you (or he's

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[battle_in_bloom]

[Sakura looks so unimpressed. And drunk. And unimpressed] You're not going to hit on me, are you?

[chairismine]

[Unimpressed is another word for take-me-home-please-jim >3]

Does asking if the curtains match the drapes count as hitting on you?

[battle_in_bloom]

[A thoughtful pause]

You're not very good at this.

[chairismine]

Oh, yeah? How would you go about it?

[battle_in_bloom]

I have pink hair. You know how many times I hear that line daily? I hear that line a lot of times daily. So i would try it with something that wasn't that line.

[chairismine]

How about a "Hi, I'm Jim. How's your night going so far?" Any better?

[battle_in_bloom]

[she thinks about this, and then holds her thumb an forefinger up at him, about an inch and a half apart] Marginally. You should have started with that.

[chairismine]

Duly noted. [He likes this girl.]

Right, say I had started with that, we'd be up to... [pause. think.] small talk over how crap or fantastic our days were.

Ladies first.

[battle_in_bloom]

[she signals the bar tender for another shot and throws it back] Three people died because of me today. So, not great. [She looks over at him and raises an eyebrow] You?