I've got a lot to say if you will let me/It's always hard when you're around me

[chairismine]

Who? Jim Kirk | Star Trek XI

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1. You've had the good fortune to wind up next to Jim at the bar. He's either hitting on you or the girl on the other side of you (or he's

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mmm situation # 2

[regeneracy]

[One minute, Claire is bitching at her dad about making her life not fair, and the next, she's being sent to her room. Since basements don't exist in the Bennet house, Jim is in Claire's room. Putting on her -

Wait, is this real life?

Seriously?

The only thing keeping her from screaming for her dad is how incredibly pissed off she is at him. She arches an eyebrow and clears her throat loudly, making sure to slam her door.]

You know, I could say a lot about a stranger breaking and entering to steal a cheerleader's uniform to wear, but instead I'm going to let you escape with a shred of dignity, and we can pretend like this never happened. I'm not really in the mood to see my dad, and I doubt you want to see his gun, so just get out and get your own clo-

[Pause.]

You do have your own clothes, right?

[Oh God, please do not have let a naked man break into her room. What if he rolled on her bed??]

\o\ the best situation

[chairismine]

[Ffff Twenty-First Century America, where are your basements?

Also. oh shit.]

I- can explain. [He'd tell her not to panic, but she doesn't seem to be panicking.]

it is!

[regeneracy]

[She just stares right into his soul, waiting for this riveting explanation.]

Well?

/o/

[chairismine]

[The shiteating appears on his face. Be cool, Kirk.]

I think I just lost a bet.

[regeneracy]

[That grin just makes her snort, now she thinks he's drunk or "special". She's willing to bet the first, which just makes this all the more creepy.]

Let me guess. You got drunk at a party and your friends bet you to break into a girl's room and steal her panties?

[She...actually hopes that's not the case.]

That's a pretty crappy explanation, by the way.

[chairismine]

Cheerleader outfit actually. [Thank god for comics. At least he knows what a cheerleader outfit it. ]

You could say I've got pretty crap friends.

[regeneracy]

... that's not helping you look less creepy. How did you know which house to break into to find a cheerleader? Are you stalking me?

[This sounds more playful than someone accusing another person of being a creeper. After the past few months of her hard life, this is actually pretty comical.]

Sorry to say that thing's expensive, and you're not taking it out of my room.

[chairismine]

[He shrugs. Crap.] If someone is, it's not me.

Just know that when my underwear ends up flying over our campus it'll be your fault. [He's grinning as he pulls her top off. At least he still had his pants on.]