"This is Sam. Do your worst."

[Sam or his mun can be contacted by leaving a message to this post]

Sam couldn't deny that he often wished Dean was a sister on the days he seemed to be able to push every single one of Sam's buttons, but hearing Dean scream like a girl was enough to give Sam sister jokes for a few years, and that was enjoyment enough.

LINK: Caught Dean watching Friends. My god.

LINK: Sam knew that life must have gotten extremely pathetic when the highlight of his day was a raging debate between Dean, Simon, and himself about which America's Next Top Model contestant would look the hottest doing Angelina Jolie after a wet t-shirt competition.

LINK: My brother screams like a girl.

LINK: One more AC/DC song = brain explosion.

LINK: Sam was starting to wonder if he was ever going to feel normal again... or just what the hell normal was supposed to be anymore.

6.13. "Communication. It's the first thing we really learn in life. Funny thing is, once we grow up, learn our words and really start talking, the harder it becomes to know what to say. Or how to ask for what we really need."
Grey's Anatomy

Co-written with makeoutalrightSam couldn't help feeling like a big idiot as he got wheeled through the hospital towards ( Read more... )

LINK: It was a simple equation, really, if Dean came to visit Sam in hospital and fell asleep in the chair snoring and drooling, Sam was going to launch spitballs at his head out of boredom.

128.2.E. "I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on man unless they act." - G.K. Chesterton

Co-written with drivemystick
[Follows THIS, THIS and THIS]Simon was beginning to wonder just what the fuck he did for his luck to have gone down the shitter like this. As if being in traction and having ( Read more... )