John's Still Missing. Here's what I have. I don't know what to do.

[notbatman]

Hi. This is dawny_darko, I finally remembered John's password. I'm sorry if you don't know me, I'm notbatman's wife and, if you don't already know, he's disappeared as of last Monday. I don't have email addresses for everyone anymore so I guess I have to do this on fucking Livejournal of all places. The Police still aren't being very helpful, though they promise the

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[risingtofall]

Oh my god.

You are dick!!

hahahahahahaha I can not believe I fell for this. I should have started from the bottom and worked my way up. My stomach dropped reading that and all I could think of is that you were lost in those tunnels, which by the way, I honestly have nightmares about being lost in tunnels like this ever since that entry you wrote about being lost. Oh man, hahaha so glad that this is fiction. You HAVE to win LJ idol after this entry. Now that I can enjoy it for what it is, it's very 'House of Leaves' meets The Descent which I love.

What is your name on twitter?

[notbatman]

"You HAVE to win LJ idol after this entry. "

I definitely feel like I should get some kind of extra credit or something for scaring the shit out of all of my friends, because I'm pretty sure I'm going to get my ass kicked for this...

As for twitter, I don't actually have an account and I feel a little bad for subjecting people to reading them. I can't stand the things, myself, but it made for a great device for communicating instantly to a wide audience, so I ran with it. I had to go out and find twitter feeds on LJ to approximate the formatting and such. :)

(I do text the ins and outs in this fashion to Dawny and TartQueen so they know when to stop worrying, but that's it.)

Sorry for the scare. :)

[cutlass_adept]

I got so scared right off the bat I almost ran out of my office to start searching for you along the river. When I finally realized it was not true I cried. Now I am kind of mad at you and I am still crying a little bit.

But I am glad you're ok.

[notbatman]

Oh god damnit... I'm really sorry. I'm all about giving people a bit of a scare, but I certainly don't want anyone crying over this...

Um... Dawny said it was a good idea! It's all her fault!

[cutlass_adept]

I guess I am just too gullible. I should have known better since I am sure none of the NSRG skaters would have been out at the rinks if you had actually gone missing as they would have all been out with the search party. But do me a favor and take a canary with you into the natural caves ok?

[tartqueen]

Dood. How many times do I have to tell you that Dawny is the mean one?! Why would you listen to her on something like this? She -likes- to make people cry. Look what she did to Hunter the other day. *RAWR* ;)

[dawny_darko]

Sorry everyone! I loved this story and thought that if people knew right away that it was fiction it would take away from it. I would be all over everyone to help find him if he actually disappeared. This would not be how you first heard about it.

[notbatman]

"This would not be how you first heard about it."

...because it would be posted on FaceButt. :)

[conandammit]

Okay DICK. Now I'm not reading it. I don't need this kind of prank in my life right now.

shithead.

[dawny_darko]

Sorry,
That is my fault.

OK, maybe add a disclaimer. Or make another LJ post...

[mstrobel]

Oh God you really had me going there, you devil!! I must applaud you! (Since I can't reach to smack, LOL)

[notbatman]

Yeah, I actually caused quite a bit of distress with this one. I thought it would be "fun" to make it look more authentic, I guess I didn't realize that it would be taken seriously by so many people since (in my head) it was so clearly fiction.

But everyone needs a good "I faked my own death on teh intarwubs" story, right?

[mstrobel]

I think that just proves how awesome it was, that so many people were completely taken in!! :D

And totally. I bow down to yours ;)