Regarding Keychain Tupperware Bowls: Further Thought

[notbatman]

I was on my way into the office this morning, thinking about The Tupperware Incident and I thought, you know what would have been better than nothing happening? Is if it was like in Superman where he threw the funny Kryptonian Crystal and it grew into a little piece of Krypton

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[bridge_troll]

Stupid Superman and his stupid little Kryptonian city. Still, you just know that he comes home every so often, whacked out on space-gin (I'm guessing he'd have to drink it while exposed to Kryptonite in order to feel the effects) and messes with those little guys.
"Look out friends, looks like a downpour's headed your way. A downpour of my sweet sweet super-piss that is!"

And what happens if Krypto's fleas get in there? It'd be like Starship Troopers or something.

[mojocatt]

Minneapolis, Minnesota was pelted with frogs and toads in July, 1901. A news item stated: "When the storm was at its highest... there appeared as if descending directly from the sky a huge green mass. Then followed a peculiar patter, unlike that of rain or hail. When the storm abated the people found, three inches deep and covering an area of more than four blocks, a collection of a most striking variety of frogs... so thick in some places [that] travel was impossible."

Dammit. Now you went and made God angry. No, you had to listen to the temptations of the flesh and unbreakable miniature food preservation containers of great wit and genius. You bring great evil of a green mass of pelting frogs and toads upon our fair land. You....YOU!

You ass. Now Jesus hates you and all Minnesotans for not holding you back from the brink of unspeakable sin against a snapping lid. And lo! you went forth and spilled your seed, a gift from the heavenly father and tossed it without clear though of what you might bring to be!

What a bunch of assholes.