Thursday's Workout

[notbatman]

Let me first mention: Nobody enjoys reading (and re-reading) my posts as much as I do. But the monstrosity I dropped the other day? Holy shit, even I can't read all that again. I apologize. At least there were pitchers to break it all up. Anyway...

Yesterday, I did this:

Comments

[cutlass_adept]

Ooh! I'll bet you got a nice workout!

[scienter]

Damn that's a lot of wood! All I have to show for my Thursday is a Sande-sized indent in my couch.

[mojocatt]

You might feel all manly after splitting all that wood, but now that I see your tremendous amount of manness, I want to get into your pants.

So it's really kinda gay. ;P

[notbatman]

And what, exactly, makes you think that's not exactly the reaction I was looking for?

Hah! You fell right into my gay trap!

(That just sounds foul...)

[mojocatt]

The mental image of a human size live trap with a Abba CD on the trigger plate comes to mind.

[janezy]

Maybe you should have us over for a fire. We'll totally burn your wood.

[notbatman]

Well, I could do that, sure.

I could take the obvious course of action.

But that's exactly what They will be expecting me to do!

Instead I think I'll just chuck it all at homeless people.

(Which is to say: Yes, soon, but I don't think this weekend works. Or maybe Saturday. I don't know. Wheeee!)

[mojocatt]

Now you made her gay!

You gay maker!

[chaoticsilly]

Damn, notbatman has HUGE wood!!

[mpuzzle]

Yeah! And it makes him feel better to go out in the back yard and hit it with an axe.

That boy is hard-core!