Seventh Deal

[notagangster]

God help me.

I have a kitten.

Comments

[browning_baby]

And that's a bad thing?

[notagangster]

I wanted a cat. Something scruffy, maybe missing an ear or something.

[browning_baby]

Here's a secret. All scruffy cats started out as fluffballs at one time or another.

You can raise it like that?

[notagangster]

No fucking kidding. But I coulda got one already like that.

It's too cute to let it go out and get mauled!

[not_walter]

Treat it well.

[notagangster]

Well fuck, I didn't get it just so I could treat it bad.

[not_walter]

Good.

Some do.

[notagangster]

Some people are dumb fucks, too.

[glock30]

Masculine.

[notagangster]

Shut it.

[glock30]

Masculine.

[notagangster]

Nothing un-masculine about taking care of a helpless animal!

[swallowmyseed]

Yeah? Try ten.

[notagangster]

Fuck. No thank you. How'd you get ten?

[swallowmyseed]

I'm kinda susceptible to cute and furry things. Especially when they're homeless cute and furry things.

[notagangster]

...

Got this one in a pet shop.

[theredreaper]

Nothing wrong with that.

[notagangster]

Well it's just kinda...sissy.

[theredreaper]

You ashamed of having a kitten? That's sad. And says more about you than you actually having the kitten in the first place.

[notagangster]

I am not ashamed! I just...kinda had planned to pick out something a little less fluffy and cute small.